Funniest phone call

I'm sitting in the parking lot of Raven's school waiting for her to get
out....so I thought I would share this with you.

A few minutes ago I had the funniest phone call. My home phone rings
and of course I can tell right away its some sort of salesperson. She
is asking me if I was happy with my cell phone service. Asking me all
sorts of questions. So I happily answer them. I repeatedly tell her no
thanks, but of course she has to do her job and try to sell me a new
cell phone service, I'm sure they were pretty good deals. Only problem
is, I couldn't understand what they were because she keeps cutting out,
and her voice turns cyborgish a lot. I keep refusing, and she keeps
trying. Now I know my land line is perfectly clear, it has to be her
service...so I tell her "I'm sorry you keep cutting out on me are you
using this (I will not mention which popular provider is) service?" She
says yes. I promptly tell her no thanks and hang up
<3 jonette